The Ventriloquist

While a male in the seated position has a female assume the "reverse cowgirl". As the female subject approaches insertion position the male launches his fist into her anus. While the female subject is screaming lean off to the side and silently mimic the open mouth of the female subject. Calling the female a "dummy" directly after is a bonus. Needs to be seen by at least one other individual or recorded for it to count.

I pulled the out "the ventriloquist" on her last night, I don't think she'll be calling anytime soon, unless it's about the goddam urgent are bill.

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Ventriloquisting

When you are fisting a loose woman you stick your fingers straight out and wiggle them around.

I was ventriloquisting that girl like she was a puppet!

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ventriloquist

The act of inserting one's thumb into a females anus, and inserting the index and middle finger into the vagina, usually resulting in large amounts of random gibberish and uncoordinated movement from the receiver.

I gave Jane the ventriloquist, her legs gave out and she was speaking in tongues.

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Ventriloquist Teeth

Its a condition that occurs when you're high AF and the edible gives you such severe cotton mouth and you have no saliva left in your mouth.

Your upper lip sticks to your gums revealing a toothy grin known as "ventriloquist teeth"

Ventriloquist Discharge

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.

Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

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butt ventriloquist

a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.

(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."

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fart ventriloquist

(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.

-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!

(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)

-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.

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