Vetin

originating from the now defunct soviet union, describes a person, typically male but can apply to any one, usually 6-145 feet tall, 800+ pounds, talks with a heavy accent and has a brain 1/3 the size of a normal pigeon, however the complete absence of a brain is not uncommon, this person is usually used as a henchman by communist dictators

Stalin: The U.S.S.R. is revolting! Henchmen, come forth!
Vetin 1: Eye vant a cheez buhguh.
Vetin 2: Eye vant to guh huhm.
Vetin 4: Vat happend to Vetin Tree?
Vetin 5: I keeld heem becuz he backtalk me.
Stalin: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Vetinated

What happens to animals at the vets

My cat was sick so I had to get her vetinated.

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