Vexplanation

A failed attempt at explanation that leaves you more confused than you were before.

I thought I had deduced what was going on in that opera; but now after sitting through your long-winded vexplanation I have no idea why it ended as it did.

vexplanation

Da reason dat someone is majorly frustrated.

Da fact dat someone had earbuds on when you were trying to speak to him is da obvious vexplanation as to why he didn't seem to hear anything you said.