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Someone from the state of Victoria (Australia)
Victorians are very angry people
Too much red meat?
Something in the water?
Frustration at always playing second fiddle to New South Wales?
Who knows?
Who cares?
Couldnt really give a fuck one way or the other personally; but, they annoy the crap out of me big-time.
I have met 3 nice Victorians in my whole life :)
I have fallen in love with a Victorian; I am such a tool. Seriously, these evil bastards take hate to a whole new level, they enjoy hurting people, it makes them feel more secure. Ive heard the men have skinny cocks which probably pisses the women off, which of course pisses the men off, which unfortunately can also really piss me off if they get too close.
Did I mention I am a tool? - cool, glad we got that sorted.
Already knew all the words of that serene but harrowing country song 'Dont fall in love with a Victorian' - check it out sometime its by 'Woolly B & the Sweet pussy collective' - that shit rocks dude!!
Such a beautiful state too; hell of a fuckin waste to fill Victoria with Victorians. Could have chucked the Tasmanians in there; it may have stopped those dirty little buggers from inbreeding so bloody much.
And quite possibly the Victorians could have gone to Tasmania and inbred themselves into oblivion (the non-existant type of oblivion; not the one that sounds awesome)
Too easy, but too fuckin' late to save me (run to the hills while you can, you stupid bloody random bogans; the Victorians are coming!!!)
There is some chance that you may have reached the conclusion that i do not like Victorians.
Of course, i must admit you are right - well done you, go to the back of the 'big bus' and wait for a window to lick
Ever towed a caravan around Australia?
Me neither, sounds like a right prick of an idea.
Worked in a Caravan park once in the sleepy little town of 'Hell on Earth'; the people were all inbred and kinda fucked up
Anyway, the point is that in a caravan park you can have a lot of people just sitting around; of course, when a vehicle enters the park they tend to look at the car and its number plates (as you do).
If those number plates have 'Victoria' on them - the vibe just goes to shit; its like everyone collectively loses 11 bits of happiness or some other funky fucked up shit
Victorians are fucked in the head
Stereotyping is wrong and ridiculously improbable
Victorians make their own rules though and because they are fucked; they are fucked!
Please Victorians stop being angry because you have skinny cocks and are duck fuckers. You are pissing the world off. You are up your own arse, how can you not feel it? - Fuckin Bogans the lot of you :)
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A resident of Victoria, Australia
Also: A resident of Victoria, British Columbia.
Victorians kick ass. Unless they come from Maryborough.
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Of the Victorian era.
The girl wasn't actually Victorian, but she called herself that because it made her feel tougher/scarier than she actually was. She wasn't really alive during the Victorian era, whereas people who really were alive during the Victorian era had their Victorian values because they really were alive during the Victorian era.
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Of the Victorian era.
The girl wasn't actually Victorian, but she called herself that because it made her feel tougher/scarier than she actually was. She wasn't really alive during the Victorian era.
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The era in which Queen Victoria was the reigning monarch of the United Kingdom; this Era lasted from June 20, 1837 to January 22, 1901, when the Edwardian Era began after Queen Victoria's passing.
The Victorian Era is typically seen by many as a time of humourlessness and strict moral codes, but it is also associated with manners, high society, monocles, top hats, corsets, the term "we are not amused," and an aversion towards split infinitives.
The game Assassin's Creed Syndicate takes place in the Victorian Era.
Receiving fellatio while you read a classic novel propped on the head of the fellator. Then, while cumming, the receiver who is nauseous from the constant movement and content of the story vomits onto the book and head of the fellator.
I gave Susie a Victorian Classic while reading Pride and Prejudice for class last night.
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Victorian Handbag
1.Whilst having sex, the vagina is clenched shut so as to not permit entry or re-entry into said vagina.
2. Allowing someone to finger your vagina but not allowing them to penetrate you with their penis
Dude, I thought I was going to go all the way with Sarah last night but she kept pulling the Victorian Handbag on me!
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