vietnamese quiche

The act of cracking an egg into a body orifice and then penetrating with fingers until scrambled. Vegetables can be added for extra flavour.

“Hey Ronald gave me a Vietnamese Quiche in my ass the other day, we fed it to the cat.”

“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”

Vietnamese quiche

Pouring a bowl of noodles on someone’s genital area, cracking a raw egg on top, then sitting down and doing a wet fart in the noodles. Works best with a Bombay bad boy, ask your ma.

“Made a Vietnamese quiche last night, now I’m up for GBH, was boss!”