VIF

et-centric abbreviation for the popular exclamation "Virtual Friend!" (generally used in conversations to describe friends people you primarily have an online relationship with). Most commonly used by teenagers who find it depressingly hard to type out an entire word. Reinforces assumptions that humans increasingly interact through online media and platforms.

Typical 4chan’er: Dude, you should’ve heard what parkbench said yesterday!!
Real life friend: who the fuck is Parkbench?
Typical 4chan’er: Oh shit, you don’t know him.. He’s one of my VIF’s..
Real Life Friend: Jesus Christ, you need to go out more..

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VIF

Very important friend

Ex: Thank you for being my VIF! You're the chosen one, as well.

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VIF

V.I.F
Vaginal Impending Fuck.

Viffing is a rare skill possessed only by a few talented males. Many males who can Vif often suffer from social problems due to the stress it puts upon their mind and body.
to properly VIF a girl, you must train long and hard.

The main technique of Viffing is Swivel-dicking with a few other pussy punchin' combos.
not for the faint hearted.

"yo man, did you VIF that hoe last night?"

"yeah man"

"how'd it go?"

"she passed away later in the night due to internal injuries"

*exchanged Hi-5's all around*

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Viffed

1.) To horribly outdraw an opponant, pref in a limit-poker game.

2.) To insert a pool Cue into a young lady, pref while drunk.

Razz: I had an up king,so I raise instead of a bring in. The whole table laugh but I actually end up winning the pot.

That's sick man, you Viffed them good, in the FACE!

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vif juice

the culmination of sweat that accumulates in the frontal pubis region typically reffered to as the nutsack. It slowly makes its way down to the perinium. Please also see diener sauce and duck butter.

"Dude todays workout caused me to get a yellow vif juice stain on my draws"

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VIF

Very Important Fur

My fuzzy friends are VIFs.