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An athletic freak who can jump out of the gym
1. Vince Carter got up so high when he dunked on that French chump in the 2000 Olympics Vince's balls were in his face.
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When you fist an asshole to the elbow. Like Vince Carter dunking.
Yo this bitch was wild. She let me go Vince Carter on that asshole.
a) A baksetball player who played for the Toronto Raptors in his prime, rising to stardom in his rookie year and perhaps the fastest athlete in history to completely sweep across North Amierca because of his stunning athleticism. Single-handedly lifted the completely lackluster Raptors franchise from their ineptitude and put them in a position where they were one shot away from the Eastern Conference Finals in 2001
b) A gravity-defying basketball player who possesses unexplainable jaw-dropping athleticism, including the combination of jumping ability and body control, which has lead to his mastery in the execution of his flawless-looking motions in his slam dunks, from the point of take-off to landing. Still tagged as the Greatest Dunker of All Time, his display of artistry in dunking was demonstrated in the 2000 Slam Dunk Contest through his originality/creativity (the 360 windmill, the first mid-air-catch between the legs dunk, elbow hang, and later on the dunk which he literally jumped OVER a 7 footer which was considered the greatest dunk of all time) and flair as it fired the imagination of many basketball fans. The man who completely redefined the word "Dunk" and turned post-2000 slam dunk contests inferior to the one in which he participated.
c) The man who also had an unstoppable arsenal to his all-round game in which he would bury a 3 pointer if u stepped back or blown past you for a dunk or acrobatic layup if u guarded too tightly. Demonstrated in the third game of the 2001 Playoffs of the second round against Philadelphia in which he buried a record breaking eight 3 pointers in the first half.
d) A basketball player who now plays for the New Jersey Nets after a requested trade because of his frustration with losing and made the RIGHT choice because he was beginning to age and had to move on. A player criticized in his final years as a Raptor who lost his gifted physical abilities after a series of severe knee injuries and surgery and was accused of his effortless and passionless attitude on the court, then booed by his own fans who are too stupid to appreciate what he has done for the franchise, how the Raptors would have been nothing and how the franchise could have moved out of Toronto if it weren't for him.
e) the man who brought basketball to Canada, and will always be remembered for it. Thank you Vince.
There is no question that Vince Carter is the greatest dunker of all time.
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1. To purposely fail at something in order to get one's own way.
2. To be a soft unmotivated heartless waste of talent.
"I swear John Vince Cartered that game just so he would go home early"
"I don't even want to win this game, I'll just Vince Carter it"
"Don't let all that talent go to waste, don't be a Vince Carter"
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Currently plays for New Jersey Nets in the NBA. He helped the Nets hold on to a 8th spot in the Eastern Conference Playoffs(2005). While in Toronto, Vince Carter got paid big money to sit on the bench and whine about how much the Raptors organization stinks. He played poorly purposely because he was holding a childish grudge against the organization. He betrayed heart-felt Toronto fans who supported him throughout his career before he sky-rocketed to stardom. People basically hates his cockiness and his lack of professionalism.
Vince Carter is an example of an overpaid athlete
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A soft, sheltered young man who teased everyone with his athletic ability a few years ago but then quickly rested on his laurels. Later betrayed the fans of Toronto who supported him despite his softness by asking for a trade.
"You don't need to go to the hospital for a paper cut. Stop being a Vince Carter."
"I hope Vince Carter gets traded to New York where the fans and media will eat him alive."
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To be held back by injuries.
(A person who can dominate the NBA when they want to and is healthy.)
"Yo dudes, this knee injury has totally Vince Carter'd me!"
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