Vinyl Fetishist

1. Someone who gains sexual excitement/fascination over vinyl clothing (bondage gear).

2. Someone who prefers to buy their albums on vinyl with no real explanation.

1.
"I hear that old geezers a vinyl fetishist, turns your stomach doesnt it?"

"Jesus"

2.
"Haha, seriously though, WHY do you have to have everything on vinyl? You've got most of it on cd anyway."

"It's... y'know... it's got soul..."

"Yeah but... Whatever you bloody.. vinyl fetishist"

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