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A virgin woman that takes in the butt and still claims her purity, acting like Jesus would not mind.
Girl: No sex before marriage.
Guy: But girl, I gotta nut
Girl: You can put it back here pointing to her back-side. After all, I am a virgin.
Guy: Yeah, a Virgin Mary.
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When a guy blows his load into his hand and then fingers a girl with the same hand posing a chance of getting her prego without having intercourse
Dan: yea i came into my hand and after wiping it off i fingered her
Justin: Damn Dan she may be a virgin mary now
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Our blessed mother. Has appeared in Fatama, on grilled cheese, and many other places. Her son is Jesus Christ.
the Virgin Mary is our blessed mother
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a non-alcoholic beverage with tomato juice , pepper, and celery.
I really wanted a bloody mary, but I was driving, so I ordered a virgin mary.
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The Mother of God, She is also a Saint in Heaven. She gave birth to Christ the Lord in the first century while She was still a Virgin.
Virgin Mary's Son Is Jesus Christ.
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My mother. No, she wasn't white either, plus she was all wrinkly and shit by the time I was 30. Stupid Renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager...for My Dad's sake, she was like 48 at the time. You were lucky to live to My age in the early A.D. years. Take a look at the paintings of Caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.
There is more about the Virgin Mary in the Qu'ran than there is in the Bible itself.
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A sexual maneuver where a man looks at a woman and gets her pregnant.
You've got nine months, bitch, b/c I just gave you a virgin mary...
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