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n. colloquial meaning knocked up, also, Cockeney Rhyming Slang for Collin Firth.
My daughter's never had sex, it's going to be a virgin birth!
That scene where Virgin goes swimming in his shirt makes me wet in the pant.
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When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.
Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.
No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
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