volga iowa

A small town in northeast Iowa where the air smells like fresh cow dung and methamphetamine. Most people know of the dinky town only because of the annual hillbilly fest known as the Volga City Truck Cruise every August. Mud tires, lifted trucks, and Busch Lights all over the place.

Friend 1: Hey man that’s some really good meth you got there. Where did you pull it out of?

Friend 2: Oh bud! My uncle cooked this batch on that level B road outside of Volga Iowa!

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