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one of the greatest anime shows from the 80's to reach America
still shown on cartoon network's Boomerang channel at about 10:30 EST
guy 1: "You wanna hang tonight?"
Guy 2: nope Voltron's on
Guy 1: oh thats right that show Pwns
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A show that will mess with your heart strings until all that's left is expensive merch and ships that will probably never happen
Fall in love with a cast of characters which have all contemplate suicide and two of the characters have already attempted.
A show that kills of it's gays and has the best/worst fandom in the world.
Thing 1: Oh hey, have you seen Voltron?
Thing 2: Oh yeah, I binged all 65 episodes/ 7 seasons (that were out at the time of the writing of this definition) in the span of an hour, surviving off of the sheer hope that Keith won't die and that Lance turns out to be bi. I have spent my whole life savings on posters, t-shirts, pins, and whatever else they sell.Stress is currently my caffeine, fight me.
Thing 1: *backs away slowly*
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Voltron should be girl if made up of five girl lions
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Voltron: a fictional mechanical robot made from 5 lions (black red yellow green blue) combining together made to defend the universe from the evil “Zarkon” and many more.
“Look it’s Voltron flying in the air”
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a name used for a super badass person
Cathy: Why do you call yourself Voltron, Dave?
Dave: I don't know, Cathy, maybe because it's *super* badass?
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Voltron was an 80’s cartoon, now on Netflix, about some teenagers transported from Earth to become pilots for robotic lions to fight in an intergalactic war. The Paladins of Voltron must learn to work as a team to assemble the robot Voltron and use its power to conquer the Galra Empire.
Let’s start with the space dad and his name is Shiro. Head of Voltron, lookin’ fly. Shiro the hero. Super stressed and needs some rest, I’m sure you all know.
Lover boy, his name is Lance. He is very handsome. Sparkling, our sharpshooter puts on a good show. Razzle dazzle. Finger guns and puns. Beautiful.
10,000 years Allura’s rockin’ it. Still lookin’ good and fighting back.
Coran is still a gorgeous man. Space uncle rockin’ the mustache.
Mullet head, his name is Keith and he’s so “emo”. Loner boy and samurai. He’s quick, watch him go. Jealousy, thy name is Keith.
Genius kid is known as Pidge and not a trainee. Never underestimate, they’re small but mighty. Technology is all they need to pull a felony.
Last but not least, leg of Voltron. He’s the sweetest. Goes by “Hunk” and may blow chunks, but he’a the strongest. Culinary master, engineer, multitalented!
Friend: “Hey, what’s Voltron?”
Me: “Don’t watch it, it’ll hurt you.”
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When a Girl Is getting Double-Penetration, giving a blowjob, and jerking off two cocks, one in each hand, it is known as "forming Voltron".
Hey Lisa, I was gonna call up four of my friends to come over and form Voltron this Friday night, so I hope you can handle five dicks.
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