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voodoo clam

Pussy that actually turns men into crazy desperate monsters. A man who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo clam and become a hopeless romantic mess. Double texts, triple texts, and even more than quadruple texts can be found in voodoo clam girl’s phone from thirsty men. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.

All my girl’s exes never stop blowing up her phone. She’s got that voodoo clam.

by CallHerDaddyFan December 15, 2018

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