vygiene

\ˈvī-ˌjēn also vī-ˈ\
Function: noun
1 : a science of the establishment and maintenance of your vaginal area
2 : conditions or practices (as of cleanliness) conducive to health of your vaginal area

Although attractive, the stripper's vaginal area reeked as she performed her lap dance on my friend Jack. We determined that she definitely had bad vygiene.