wad and shove

a meticulous method of stealing things.

First, you must go into a dressing room. Then, you wad the thong up in a little ball and shove it in your crack.

“i’m gonna wad and shove this one” “you better be careful, there’s a lot of security here”

wad and shove

one of the many methods of shoplifting thongs.

don’t be nervous dude! you just gotta wad and shove em!