a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.
stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?
person: no who is he ?
stranger: heβs this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles
person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker
1. An individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their dick into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
Zach you are a Soggy Waffle Fucker
We can't keep waffles in the house anymore because Zach is a Soggy Waffle Fucker.
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This phrase is used to mention a person, who is so fucking stupid and is such a retarded cunt that it breaks the bounds of the 5th dimension and shatters a hole through space and time.
The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.
Person 1: Bitch!
Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?
One who sticks their duck ina waffle press and burns a waffle shape into their dick. Then their mate pours syrup on their penis and sucks/fucks it aggressively
Honey, your are a real waffle fucker.... and I like it