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The act of dropping a deuce upon somebodies laptop keyboard then closing it to smoosh all the poo around. When that sombody decides to write his term paper later that night, he's in for a stinky, sticky surprise. It's great for any occasion.
You cut that shit out, or I'll give your laptop a good ol' waffle iron.
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stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed
"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"
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The act of ejaculating into any fleshy fold
Brian: “Hey, girl! How was your date last night?”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”
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The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.
while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.
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A terrible practical joke or rude method of taking revenge. The attacker defecates on the offender's laptop keyboard, then shuts the lid tightly, thus smashing the feces into the keys. The feces take on the shape of the keys, like a waffle.
"You won't believe this. Someone gave my laptop a Waffle Iron last night after the party."
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When you poop in someone's laptop and then close it
I just gave the teacher a waffle iron. That'll teach that bitch not to give me detention!
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A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.
When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.
Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!
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