Waltard

A person who has lost the ability to reason, be courteous to those around them, perform shopping tasks in a timely manner, share aisles of stores with others, wash themselves or their children. The Waltard can be found wandering Walmarts aimlessly.

Latin name: Walmartius Tardilis

All I wanted was laundry detergent and I ended up being at the Walmart for two hours because the Waltards trapped me in an aisle with their carts and screaming children.

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Waltard

Term used to describe any high-functioning-retard that may be found working in your local Walmart.

The Waltard stocking shelves was drooling all over the potato chips.

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