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Weird. Just plain weird. If you attend one, you know.
Waldorf schools are weird
Waldorf is 'officially' a private school situated in the town of Mt Barker, SA. unofficially it is a cult dedicated to Anthroposophy and is also home to the largest collection of hippies in the southern hemisphere. Aside from the daily rituals involving bongs and peacepipes, students also spend their time hugging trees and learning how to dye tshirts into all the colours of the rainbow.
Waldorf is the only hole in South Australia deeper than the Murraylands Christian College.
Child walking in the street with his mother when a Waldorf student walks past;
Child: Mommy who is that man with the pretty shirt and no shoes?
Mother: Don't worry, it's only a kid from that Waldorf school.
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Waldorf Schools are a type of school popular in Europe and North America. Waldorf Schools are descended from the original Waldorf school in Germany, founded in the late 1800s by a racist German man named Rudolf Steiner. They closely resemble a cult, banning electronics from school grounds, celebrating obscure pagan festivals such as Michaelmas, banning candy and other sugary treats from school grounds and serving only organic meals to the kids. Many don't have a science class, while almost all have knitting, woodwork, Latin, chorus and orchestra as mandatory classes. They tend to be christian and conservative.
"Bro, she went to a Waldorf Schools?"
"Yeah, that's probably why she growls at people when she's mad."
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A Nashville School that is probably the most magical place you will ever go besides Hogwarts. It is often associated with faeries, dwarfs, and colored pencils. A gluten-free, dairy free, and media free environment.
Girl 1: I just love Linden Waldorf School!
Boy 2: It’s so magical
The place where hippies blow all their money to send their kids. Those children grow up to be full out hipsters with their organic gluten free non gmo foods and dont learn how to write until 4th grade
"Yes my child Ocean Breeze River Cuoma goes to the kimberton waldorf school it is quite fascinating"
"lol imma go smoke some weed peace out hippie"
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A school-cult where a colony of children get taught how to be a hippies and live in a space with virtually zero allowance for technology coz screens are cancer or whatever
I get bullied coz I go to a Steiner/Waldorf school
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"I went to Manila Waldorf School."
"Oh yeah? How was it there?"
"Eh, kinda mid."