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The walk from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, dorm, van, bar, park bench or other; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before.
Typically used when someone leaves the home of a sexual escapade (quite possibly with someone you met the night before) in the morning; hair sticking out in all directions, lines on your face, and missing at least one article of clothing.
In the event that your “Walk of Shame” did include sex, you may be wearing your partner’s clothes. If you did not have sex you probably did get into a fight, damaged property, was escorted off someone’s premises, or in someway embarrassed yourself. In any case you will need to check yourself for injuries.
Still half-drunk, I began the walk of shame to my room, and made a futile attempt to recall all that I had done on Friturday.
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The walk of shame is most commonly used when you have just had sex with a partner and are in their clothes or the clothes from the night before in order to leave the place that you just had sex and get to another
Mercy: Hey you enjoying that walk of shame?
Daniella: i woke up late so i just packed my clothes and ran across campus so im not in the mood and for your information im walking the walk of shame with PRIDE!
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The walk of someone who has attempted to shoot a ball shaped object such as a can into the garbage and missed. Can be accompanied by ooing and laughing by spectators as the failed baller walks over to the piece of garbage and places it in the bin.
(jeff shoots a soda can at the garbage, which bounces off onto the ground)
nicole: ooo, that was terrible.
mike: take the walk of shame, man. get some skills.
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Leaving a the stall in the bathroom after taking a massive, foul smelling shit. Usually accompanied by dirty looks, overused poop jokes, and extreme embarrassment.
Office Guy 1: Why is Jerry's face so red?
Office Guy 2: He had those greasy mystery-meat tacos and deviled eggs for lunch and spent almost 2 hours in the bathroom. I heard he had to take the Walk of Shame in front of our boss.
Office Guy 1: Poor Guy. It'll take weeks for him to regain his self esteem.
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Refers to a phenomenon in which a person must walk past strangers or peers alone for an embarrassing reason before reaching a place of privacy.
"Where were you tonight?"
(Awkwardly avoiding answering the question)"Ugh...I was at this meeting thing."
"Oh really I saw you go into a place called the Loft on Green St. And looking around like you wanted no one to see you. Sort of like you were doing the walk of shame."
"I thought it was the entrance to Brother's!"
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The walk every man must take when he eventually misses a shot at a trash can and needs to pick it up and drop it in. The Walk can be even worse if he alerts his buddies of his intentions, and worse still if the ball of garbage is consisted of many other pieces of trash, which burst mid-flight and which he must pick up.
John was ballin' all day on the basket ball court, but one missed paper ball threw him into the walk of shame.
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The moment when you walk across the class to the trashcan, after being totally caught for chewing gum.
Teacher: "Tony, throw your gum away."
Tony: (Walks to trash can, *with head down)
Student: "Tsk Tsk Tsk, someone on the Walk of Shame again.."
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