walk on water

1. Greatest thing ever.
2. Insult, used to make fun of obsessed people.

Based off the fact that Jesus walked on water.

I love him so much, he can walk on water.

I know he can walk on water, but shut up about him. No one cares.

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walking on water

doing something extravagant that others would never expect of you

Oh he was really walking on water over this weekend

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walks on water

A phrase describing a person who is thought to be as awesome as Jesus

Guy1: Argg.. that dude is such a dick!

Guy 2: Yeah, you know my girlfriend thinks he's awesome?

Guy 1: I know! She must think he walks on water or somethin'..

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Walking On Water

Just like jesus christ (imagine jesus walking on water). Means things either:

1.) something moving real fast (see "round trip")
2.) leaves no matter what the conditions (see above)

note before Walking On Water can take place, hard work must occur & a good worth ethic is needed. The lazy & procrastinators of the world NEVER experience walking on water.

can be associated with anything (legal/illegal). Coined by Rick Ross on the song "Walking On Water" produced by Lex Luger.

"Gettin money, lil dude, big crib shit look like a middle school/ Chrome rims, the white coupe, walking on water, dat wat da white do!!"

Tom:I signed up with that company that gives away cooking knife sets by mailorder today
Bob: Why did you do that?
Tom: Don't worry, i'll have them walking on water in no time!

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Walking on water

When your sitting on the toilet and your balls hang down and touch the water

Dude I just took a massive dump and I was Walking on water the whole time

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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

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Walk on water

Dry ice

You can walk on water for 1 tonne of dry ice