walk the weed

When living with rule-abiding people (e.g. parents, conservatives, children), a walk pretending to walk the dog but actually smoking marijuana around the block.

"My parents are really driving me crazy this Thanksgiving, Cindy. I think we need to walk the weed."

"Did you see those girls over there? Looks like they're walking the weed."

walk-around weed

Weed that has be tenderized in one's pocket by simpley walking about and carrying on with daily tasks. It has a fine grain and is used to pack monster shrek bowls.

"Damn, that's walk-around weed from all week! Shrek time!"

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