Walkden

Tough-sounding old english yeoman term. To be The Walkden means to be unsurpassably the best or the most respected in a particular field (or in your own mind). Hence, you can never be just A Walkden. One always has to be referred to as The Walkden. There is only One Walkden: The Walkden. Often-times someone will refer to themselves as The Walkden to emphasise their untouchable level of preternatural talent and to indicate the inevitability of victory. Ultimately, The Walkden will be the final and only judge on all matters, and must be deferred to.

friend 1: fancy a game of darts
friend 2: for sure mon frere. The Walkden fucking loves to throw things

friend 1: Dude! you must be nervous about fighting Butterbean and Kimbo Slice tomorrow night?
friend 2: The Walkden has no fear. i'll do a proper number on 'em. Thats how The Walkden eats

friend 1: That new series of C.S.I is pretty wix man
friend 2: mange tout. but is it worth The Walkden's time?

friend 1: sorry mate. neither a borrower nor a lender be is my motto
friend 2: yeah, but you'll lend The Walkden a score innit

philospohical friend 1 talking to himself: The Walkden is as The Walkden does

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Walkden

Walkden is a little shithole on the outskirts of other shitholes like Swinton & Farnworth. There's fuck all to do here except terror the local community, rob massive fuck off Tescos that is way to big for the shithole, terror the workers at the Tesco or smoke weed and do drugs in the very few good places to chill. For instance Walkden Trainstation is a well know spot to sit at "Box" also Tesco car park is a good spot but all the little batty youts fucked that up for everyone now they just scattor from fed when they pull up or try n act hard until there in cuffs getting thrown in the back of the riot van. Also Blackleach this area is nice if you like a pond thats filled with dead body's crashed cars anD most genral waste. Be careful if wanting to swin in this pond you will probably be covered in leaches, hence the name leach, either that or about 20 kids all leaching off you for a cig or joint. In addition the local smackheads of the town are always finding a reason to kick off because their life is that shit they make someone's else like shit. Inconclusion stay the fuck away from Walkden at all times if you can. I warn you for your safety and health stay far as you can from this shithole unless you want really cheep drugs the only thing you would actually go their for.

Walkden is a fucking shithole don't go there

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