walmart troll

Grotesque, stocky bodied humanoid inhabiting walmart stores. usually wearing a tweety bird shirt and sweat pants. there is usually an accompanying trail of offspring, also referred to as a "failure trail" Can be any race, but usually white or hispanic.Behavior traits include "chasin' deals" " cashin' in gift cards" "buyin smokes" or " takin' no shit from the management."

Joe : "looks like we got a walmart troll coming in the store"
Bob: "what was your first clue?"
Joe: "I smelled ear wax, pizza grease, and WD-40 before I even spotted the nasty fuckers."

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