walnut dash

1. The control panel placed in the front of an automobile housing instrumentation and controls for operation of said vehicle. Made in walnut.

2. A more delightful term for an assplosion.

1. Yvonne: Why Geoffrey, you have a such lovely walnut dash. Was it expensive? It looks expensive. Can I sleep with you now?

2. Geoffrey: Yvonne, don't go near the bathroom, I've just had a walnut dash. My ass is stinging like a bitch and the stench could take down a giraffe.

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