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walnut tree

Fat man called jack wilmot will break into your house, he will steal your fridge and eat it with his elephant mum

‘Yo g I’m moving to walnut tree’

‘Don’t, that fat man called jack wilmot will take your food’

by Walnut tree December 22, 2018

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Two squirrels in a walnut tree

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022