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Walter Matthau

When one busts a nut. Then the loose fat on their face begins to shake and wiggle.

I was giving my girl the bilbo baggins when unbenounced to me I busted a nut and performed a Walter Matthau.

by fuckass#1 February 10, 2004

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walter matthau

a man who has never even been with 12 miles of a plastic surgeon, Walt opts for the natural look, that of a dried bowl of grapes. star of classic films such as Grumpy Old Men, The Couch Trip and Charley Varnick... and Dennis, in which he portrays Mr.Wilson. what a guy.

"Hey Mr.Willllllllllllsooooon!"
"Dennis! Don't touch my gold coin collection!!"

by failure33object April 24, 2005

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The Walter Matthau Mouth

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.

Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!

by captain jeff January 31, 2008