wank blanket

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

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Wank-it Blanket

The Blanket you use to masturbate

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"

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Wank-It Blanket

The blanket you use to masturbate.

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with ya know"

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Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.

I just had the most furious blanket wank ever

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