The day of the week in which a break from women must take place and one must hang with his bros.
"Yo Sam, what are you doing Saturday?" "I'm shaging Emily" "Naw man Saturday is a Wank Day."
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The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.
Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro itโs International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didnโt you remind me?
July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.
Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay ๐