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A sense of futility, a place to consign the grey masses you encounter who rob you of time, your life.
Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?
Looking back on the amount of possible recorded telephone calls that some company maybe did to help improve their service, once my eardrums had been re-calibrated due to the volume of the piped phone music and after my third attempt to press the most suitable options availble, all of which were crap, sorry unsuitable, I decided that either I had been or they should be condemned to wankerdom.
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"He was is the primary C.A.U.C in the whole of wankerdom"
"A week in Ibiza nowadays is like hanging out in wankerdom"
"I here by name you the Earl of Wankerdom"
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the art of dressing a simple gin and tonic with every possible herb known to man and impressing a gin wanker into saying, "can you taste the botanicals in that?" Or "oooohhhhh, the white petal notes are really enhanced with the grapefruit rind"
Shim's gin wankerdom impressed Drew, he'd never had a botanical delight such as this in his life.
"Derived from the Latin phrase 'wankerus non wankeri', meaning 'once a wanker, always a wanker'.''
~~ John & Carole Barrowman: 'Anything Goes', p. 109 paperback edition
Thus began the tale of what I perceived as 'Peter Prick's' petty professionalism and personal posturing - sorry, I was on a roll - all of which ended in a parking lot full of fake Nazis almost twenty years later. Admittedly, 'Peter Prick' was a much better dancer than me, but I was a better singer, and since USIU now had two pairs of strong male and female leads, the directors would cast us in different plays running in repertory. They'd do a show and we'd do a show. However, this kind of professional trading off didn't stop Peter crossing the line from professional rivalry to personal wankerdom, as far as I was concerned.