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Anyone who fails.
Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.
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A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.
Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.
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Wankspangle - a verb for the ultimate wanker, an idiot, or well known throbber or dickhead.
I tell what that bloke over there is a 100% wankspangle.
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle
A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.
Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.