wanna root

Kiwi mating call, often found on NZDating.com and commonly used by beer-bellied, shaven headed gits, wearing black jeans and Marilyn Manson t-shirts to fat unattractive women that couldn't possibly score anyone sober/normal.

Bloke: "Wanna root?"
Desperate Fat Chick: "Yeah, go on then."
Bloke: "OK. Let me finish this bottle of Woodstock first."

*frantic copulating session ensues*

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