warp core breach

star trek fan slang for being close to shitting yourself

man i gotta take a shit, im about to have a warp core breach... to which the replie should always be "make it so"

see also core breach

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Warp Core Breach

When an individual holds #2 in for so long their rectum feels like its going explode.

Warp: Verb

Core: Noun/Kohr

Breach: Noun/Breech

Fred: "Oh Jesus!".

Bob: "Whats wrong Fred?".

Fred: "Ooooooh, I'm having a Warp Core Breach!".

Bob: "NOT in my car motherfucker, lets get you to the damn shitter!".

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Warp Core Breach

An excuse for Geordi La Forge to do a cool barrel roll under an engineering door. Also when a Star Trek starship's engine is about to explode.

"COOLANT LEAK! We have a coolant leak in the engine core, I estimate two minutes to a warp core breach!"