washing windows

A euphemism for smoking pot. Coined upon finding a bong made out of a Windex bottle. Best part is that it is "undercover" so can be used in mixed company.

'Hey girl. Do you wanna go "wash the windows" with me?'
"Yeah. You know I love "washing windows".

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wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.

Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.

National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!