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Refers to one who choses to kiss up to people of authority. Jiggling the balls to ensure a happy relationship occurs. Also refered to as asskiss.
Mike - "Wow! Andy was really washing balls today in Mr. Slobies class!" Trevor - "I know he was jiggling his balls like he wanted to take them home for dinner." Mike - "what a flamer" Trevor - "I know, ball washing queer".
To excessively compliment someone.
Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.
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giving someone excessive flattery. Recently popularized by the Petros and Money show on Fox Sports Radio.
John Madden has been ball-washing Brett Favre for years.
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the act of lavishing undue praise on a guest by a sports talk show host during an interveiw.
The Loose Cannons had Kobe on today, and Mychal and Vick gave him a major ball washing.
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when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.
"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"
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Originally used to refer to a cheater in the gentleman's sport of golf from the disingenuous act of picking up one's ball from the green in order to wash it then subtly replacing it closer to the cup. While meant as an extreme insult when people cared about such things, it has maintained its weight by now being used with obscene implications.
That ball-washing bastard!
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