washing hair

When the guy, while getting oral sex, starts running his had through the hair of the person administerring the felatio with a lot of pressure either for a better blow job or for the recognition of the administer of the blow job

Pete said he loves washing hair because it gives him more pleasure.

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washing my hair

A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to

Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair

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wash your hair

the act of smoking marijuana

-do you want to wash your hair tonight?
+yeah but i don't have any shampoo!!
-don't worry cuh, I GOTCHU!

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I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.

"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"

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