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to kill the presidents that already died.
"HE JUST FUCKED LINCOLN! he just committed washingtonism!"
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1) A state in the northwest United States on the Pacific Ocean
2) The 42nd state to join the union.
3) Often confused with Washington, D.C.
Person 1: I'm from Washington.
Person 2: D.C. or the state?
Person 1: If I meant Washington, D.C. I would've said it.
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washington is a state. no, it's not washington DC, you idiot. if people are talking about washington DC, they'll say DC. that blows your tiny little mind, doesn't it? anyways, washington is on the pacific coast and our trees are better than yours because ours are big and green and yours are brown and pitiful. some of the best bands are from washington, not your state. (8 we have good schools and awesome colleges. we have our share of stupid people, and they usually move to idaho or canada. so suck my non existant dick.
person: where are you from?
different person: washington.
person: like washington DC?
different person: if i meant washington DC, i would've said washington DC, cupcake.
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A state in the northwestern corner of the United States. Its capital is Olympia and its largest city is Seattle.
The state of Washington is not to be confused with Washington, D.C. If you are talking about the state, just say "Washington." I HATE it when people call it Washington State!
Two men, Jason and Mark, meet each other at Yellowstone National Park and start talking.
Jason: Where are you from?
Mark: Washington.
Jason: Washington, D.C.?
Mark: No, Washington State. If I was talking about Washington D.C., I would have said Washington D.C.!
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Only the best state in the Union. Actually has a culture of its own, doesn't try to emulate anything else. Typically unlike the rest of the country, typically left-wing. Most secular state, contains the two most secular couties in the US. Promotes a growing scientific, computer, and airplane industry. NOT WASHINGTON DC!!! IF WE MEANT DC we would have SAID DC!!
Stranger: What the hell is so great about Washington anyways?
Me: Look around.
Stranger: Shit, this place is AMAZING!
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n. A soapy scrub down of the cock-and-balls at a luxury spa.
“Go see Gabe and ask him for the Washington. You won’t regret it!”
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Home of the everlasting cloud cover.
"Washington weather never goes away."
"True fact."
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