Someone with the surname Wasserburger is most likely the most beautiful person ever, however, they have an absolutely massive forehead. Wasserburger sisters are the hottest women ever. A common first name for a male Wasserburger is Nicholas. Nicholas Wasserburgers are the most handsome people you have ever seen and have a blinding forehead.
Sarah: Omg, look! It is Nick Wasserburger
Jessica: Omg, he is so hot!!
Nicholas Wasserburger: Hey ladies
*both women orgasm*
Adj. Someone who is overly loud when excited. Also makes loud noises in anger and desperation over the smallest of matters.
That dude is going full wasserburger over someone taking his pineapple!
Did you see that Tourettes Guy video? He went wasserburger like a bastard!