Watashi Wa

"I am" in Japanese. Also one of the greatest pop-rock bands from California

Wow, Watashi Wa is a really cool band.

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watashi wa mou shindeiru

"I am already dead"
Deriving from Omae wa mou shindeiru, it is usually used unironically among friends. It is also a cry for help that will be laughed at as you circle into the depths of despair, leaving behind any sanity you possess.

Joseph: Are you ready for the two hour school assembly?

You: "Watashi wa mou shindeiru!!!"

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watashi wa hentai desu

means 'i am a pervert' in japanese

say it to any non-japanese speaking person. it's a lovely excuse at times. 'i did it because watashi wa hentai desu.'

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Watashi wa hentai desu

Japanese for "I'm a pervert." Note: 'watashi' is the FEMALE pronoun for I. Guy's should say, "Boku wa hentai desu".

schoolgirl: "KYAAA!! Why'd you flip up my skirt?!"

pervy male classmate: "Watashi wa hentai desu!"

Japanese friend of pervert: *smirks*

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Watashi wa, wa wa desu

Often used by weeaboos when mocking a whining acquaintance or nearby personnel. Formed from a combination of the whining of "wa wa", and a phrase of Japanese to please their inner weeaboo. The u, is somewhat silent.

Person 1: Damn no one's coming to my anime-themed birthday party this Saturday.
Person 2: Watashi wa, wa wa desu.
Person 1: Fkin weeaboos.

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watashi wa anata ni doi shimasen

means "i disagree" in japanese

"watashi wa anata ni doi shimasen lmfao"

watashi wa subete wo kaemasu

means "I will reverse all creations"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WATASHI WA SUBETE WO KAEMASU