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Watermelon to the face:
Used in context one someone smokes a bowl of hash and release an enormous cloud of hashy smoke that in return makes the subject cry and cough for a duration of minutes.
*Johnny takes a toke*
*Cough* *Cough*
Bob: Watermelon to the face, bro.
A wet-face watermelon is a sex act involving Watermelon Pop Rocks, a spatula, industrial strength zip ties, Pioneer Valley Gourmet Cinnamon Apple Passion Syrup, Hello Kitty bandaids, and two pinecones from 1 to 3 inches in diameter. The book containing a description of this act, From Gangbangs to Bungalows: A Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Kinks, Hang-Ups, and Deviations, has been banned in almost every developed country, though rumor has it that this ritual is still a common practice among natives of Micronesia.
Alas, I guess we'll never know just what a wet-face watermelon is.
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Originated by a bol from philly (Hoff) is when you eat the pussy so good and in depth that when you look up, you're fave is covered in all her juices like when you used to eat a watermelon
Yea, that light skin jawn came over last night, I went straight watermelon face in that pussy, no hesitation