watermelon god

The watermelon god is one of the few amazing gods. The watermelon god is the ruler of all things and is what everything in life revolves on. If the watermelon god is with you , you know your safe in life. Praise the Watermelon god.

Hey did you hear about the watermelon god, I heard it's amazing.

Ever since I started worshiping the watermelon god my life has changed for the better!