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A waving dick is when a man stands penis length of an ass crack and swipes his penis up and down the ass crack in a waving motion to say "hi I missed you".
A man came home from a long business trip. He saw his wife and gave her a kiss and a waving dick to show affection. He walked over to the family dog scratched his ear and gave it a waving dick to show his appreciation of a good pet.
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This is a tribal thing, you don't need to describe it.
He's a dick-waver.
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"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"
"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"
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Taking a chance, possibly looking foolish while doing so.
"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween
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showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back
"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"
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Looking stupid or dumb. From The Ween Song, Waving My Dick in the Wind
"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"
"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"
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An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
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