wax the carrot

To masturbate

When I get home, I'm going to wax my carrot to some porn.

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waxing the carrot

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.

I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.

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