If she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’

If a woman isn’t wearing viper sunglasses, then we don’t have sex with her.

Man, does she have vipers on?
Nah, she doesn’t. Remember- if she ain’t vipin’, we ain’t pipin’

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Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

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We ain’t there

Somebody is letting it be known that we cool but we not that cool.

Question: When you going let me come over?

Answer: We ain’t there!