A penis which is similar to that of a weasel's, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog's penis. However, weasel penises rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.
"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Derek's girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel penis.
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fun word to say when high. another word for dickhead or fag etc.
peter stop being such a goddam penis weasel
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One who, by acting like a dick, ferrets out the existence of dicks around him.
That Penis Weasel was awesome. Without him we never would have known Terik was a dick.
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greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.
"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"
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a person who willingly dicks you over for the sake of their own genetalia.
"Hey i saw john making out with you're girlfriend!"
"yeah he is quite the penis-weasel..."
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