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wedding tackle

male genitals

by chow yung fat June 25, 2003

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wedding tackle

a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle

My wedding tackle got tangled up in a bush.

by Ugly Dave August 30, 2007

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wedding tackle

male genitalia

Often used to alert caution about them.

Tackle is just an old fashioned word for equipment so it's the gear a man will need on his wedding night - he hopes. It's nothing to do with fishing or lures at all.

As the nurse placed a bowl of steaming hot soup on his lap, the old chap exclaimed, "Mind me wedding tackle, dearie!"

by Yeoman O' The Guard March 1, 2013

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wedding tackle

Male genitals.

The tackle is a fishing reference.

Especially seems to be used when the male genitals are in danger. (Similar to how the english refer to their "Crown Jewels")

I came around the side of the house and there was a pitbull headed straight for my wedding tackle!

by lukeod May 21, 2005

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wedding tackle

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Steven used his wedding tackle so many times before the honeymoon ended, Martha was afraid it was permanently damaged!

by Sunyshine September 14, 2019

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