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wedding vegetables

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.

by Jackson Tomlinson June 21, 2007

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wedding vegetable

slang for a man's penis. does not include the tackle.

"Oh man, she kicked him right in the wedding vegetable!"

by banjax October 28, 2013

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