A condom
"Yo Ima gotta drop bye 711 do get a weenie beanie and then we'll get it on"
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A condom. A party hat for your hot dog. One size fits most.
I brought a pack of weenie beanies in my pocket to the yacht party.
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A character in Plants vs Zombies Heroes.
I just got destroyed by a Weenie Beanie!
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A condom.
You better wear a weenie beanie if you don't want your weenie to get sick
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A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.
Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty
"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."
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A sexual position that consists of a male sticking his erect penis between his legs, then he and his partner get on all fours and have sex in the double doggy style position, butt to butt. Easily the hottest and most pleasuranle sexual position God ever created.
After a night of Snappa and heavy drinking, we heard zoo noises coming from the bedroom upstairs. Upon opening the door, I find Deano and his girl naked on all fours raming their asses into each other. After some deep investigation, we realized they were just beating cakes beanie weenie style.
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I couldnโt find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie