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Well wishes are the verbal or writen displays of concern for a friend or family members well being.
Sue: "Hey Sarah, I heard about the accident we are all pulling for ya."
John: "Damn baby, I hope you're all right. Call me!"
Peter: "get well soon"
Bob: "Sarah, everyone down at the office is praying for your recovery."
Sarah: "Thanks for all the well wishes guys,, doing much better :)"
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A plea for help made by Juice WRLD before he passed in this verklempt, beautiful, piece of artwork in his posthumous album, Legends Never Die.
I tossed my pain with my wishes in a Wishing Well
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When you are having anal sex with your girlfriend, pull your penis out, flip a coin into her anus before it slams shut and make a wish.
I had sex with my girl last night and gave her "The Wishing Well". My wish cam true... she didnt defacate on me.
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The act of sodomizing a woman until the sphincter loosens to a nice sized gape. Once the anus is properly gaped, pull penis or object from gaping hole and drop a quarter inside while making a wish.
After finally getting my girlfriend to try doing anal with me, I gave her a wishing well. She didn't break up with me, looks like I wasted a quarter.
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When a man and a woman engage in anal sex and the man pulls out, flips a coin in the gaping hole and makes a wish.
You are banging your girlfriend in the ass, pull out, notice the gaping hole, grab a quarter, aim, flip it in and wish her tits were 2 cups bigger.
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When you spit inside of someone's gaping butthole
He pulled out and finished her off that good ol' Vietnamese wishing well
A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.
I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.
Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?