Guy 1: Hey, how was your date last night?
Guy 2: Great, I took her back to my place afterwards, and then I took her West Virginity!
Guy 1: Her what?
Guy 2: You know, I went down south, then turned west. It was her first time and it was pretty nice!
The state of rigging a mechanical repair with substandard or unusual methods in the way that only folks in West Virginia can do.
We fixed a radiator hose with flexi-hose and duct tape, and it worked for four years after that. That is some West Virgin-genuity there.
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You keep your status as a virgin until you have sex with someone who isn't a family member.
"Did you hear about Caleb? Last night, he bagged that drunk college ho and finally lost his West Virginity."
When you walk in on one of you family members having sex and it gets you horny
John: hey I walked in on my cousin fucking her boyfriend
Bruce: did you get a west Virginer
John: *kicks the ground* yes